"Someone must have switched my heroine with steroids! Sabotage! I WILL be America’s neck-top model- I mean NEXT top model!"
“So I ate the damn intern. What can I say I haven’t eaten in 3 years!? Ok, it was only an ear but I was already stuffed from the club soda”
Gimp hoods: NOW IN LACE! so your slave can feel elegant while remaining dehumanized.
If Allen Cummings and Micheal Jackson raised an adopted daughter together spawned by Hannibal Lecter.
"Does the designer hate me this much? Or is he just angry he can’t work with male models? "